I twisted my knee out of place and I am in so much pain right now I’m not even kidding I was openly sobbing not five minutes ago and the initial pain started hours ago oh my god
Why the fuck did you like this Emily I am hurting so much what kind of friend are you
i enjoy your pain
Great now my heart hurts too way to go
I twisted my knee out of place and I am in so much pain right now I’m not even kidding I was openly sobbing not five minutes ago and the initial pain started hours ago oh my god
Why the fuck did you like this Emily I am hurting so much what kind of friend are you
I twisted my knee out of place and I am in so much pain right now I’m not even kidding I was openly sobbing not five minutes ago and the initial pain started hours ago oh my god
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
(via cookiekween)
DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOVER OVER IT HOVER OVER IT HOVER OVER IT THERE’S MORE
(via fuckingrecipes)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via a-very-well-tailored-person-suit)
i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
(Source: nostalgiabyveidt, via calibornsbottombitch)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via togamuny)
Benadryl Thundercats has a cute face I think
at first I thought it was weird but it grew on me
